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Guest Post: The Viscera Of That Guy Colin Kaepernick Insulted On Twitter
Shutterstock To say it’s been a hectic 24 hours would be an understatement. Just yesterday, I was lodged in the torso of my human host, performing critical functions that sustained him as a living...
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San Francisco’s Reckoning
Getty Image this is a guest post by Ethan Allen [Deep within the bowels of Levi’s Stadium, Colin Kaepernick and Frank Gore are finishing an off-season workout.] Colin: Man, Frank, tough season, huh?...
View ArticleJim Harbaugh Stuff Has Been Removed From The 49ers Team Museum
Niners museum has literally covered up the Harbaugh era. This was once a Harbaugh plaque. pic.twitter.com/kLcK5Pxt2H — Jesse Taylor (@JesseTaylor74) March 2, 2015 We all know that Jim Harbaugh left...
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49ers Fullback Bruce Miller Arrested For Spousal Battery
Getty Image It’s been a week to forget for the 49ers and it’s only Monday. Of course, abrupt retirements and speculation about trades are one thing. An arrest for spousal abuse is considerably more...
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Patrick Willis Is Retiring And That’s Just Fine
Getty Image It’s not often that a star player departs a sport entirely on their terms. Sure, there are some who have decided to hang it up before their team would have formally released them, but...
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Chris Borland Announces Retirement Out To Concern For Head Injuries
Getty Image Since the start of NFL free agency this year, there has been a spate of retirement announcements by players who could easily have played longer. In the cases of Jake Locker, Jason Worilds...
View ArticleNext Step: Benghazi Line Call
Colin Kaepernick kept using Obama as a line call during the Thursday night/Saturday night/Sunday morning game against the Chargers. As you can see, he could be heard doing it when the 49ers had a two...
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Jim Harbaugh Reportedly Taking His Jim Harbaugh Uniform Back To Michigan
FOX It’s been a fun couple of years glorying in Jim Harbaugh’s sideline meltdowns and Walmart khakis in the NFL. However, according to multiple reports, it looks like we’re stuck with only the older,...
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Ahmad Brooks And Ray McDonald Named In Sexual Assault Lawsuit
Getty Image Today has been an interesting day in NFL news. A head coach was accused of being a racist. The league concluded that a team was probably cheating but couldn’t quite prove it. Naturally, an...
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Colin Kaepernick Tweets Dumb Thing, Encourages Us To Keep Prayers Up
Having a personal slogan as a hashtag is generally a dumb and bad thing. If said slogan features a number taking the place of a letter, it’s really bad. Worse still is using that hashtag to make a...
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49ers Safety Eric Reid Wants You To Know He Hasn’t Been Thinking About...
Getty Image Quick recap of the 49ers offseason: the team fired Jim Harbaugh then a bunch of their players retired. Oh, and Bruce Miller got arrested for a domestic violence charge and Colin Kaepernick...
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The 49ers Are Making Changes To Deal With These Dang Millennials
The San Francisco 49ers lost a good chunk of their roster to retirement over the offseason and almost certainly face tough times ahead on the football field. Does it come as some small consolation...
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Watch What Happens When NFL Players Are Asked To Name A Word That Follows...
“Name something that follows the word ‘strip.'” Listen, at this point, Family Feud is just messing with us. They don’t even care. They’re basically in search of the next viral clip. It’s largely why...
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49ers WR Torrey Smith Has An Incredible Dancing Baby
You know how there are some people who go to a club and are generally calm until a song they love comes on? And when that song hits, they come out of their shell, head to the center of the dance...
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The Miami Dolphins Will Be The AFC’s Best Team, According To This Harvard Study
Getty Image NFL training camps are beginning to open for business, and you know what that means: Finally, there’s a glimpse of the light at the end of this long, dark, football-less tunnel known as...
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Here Are The Details Of Aldon Smith’s Third DUI Arrest
Getty Image San Francisco 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith is in trouble with the law yet again in Santa Clara, and it’s another DUI for the troubled, but talented player. His arrest was first reported by...
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The 49ers Have Released Aldon Smith Following His Third DUI Arrest
Getty Image It seems as though the controversial relationship between linebacker Aldon Smith and the San Francisco 49ers has finally come to an end. Following his third DUI arrest Friday morning,...
View Article49ers Rookie Mike Davis Gets Stuck With A Nearly $1900 Dinner Bill
Welcome to the NFL rookie http://t.co/mpxyJYrSoD— IG MikeDavisRB (@MikeDavisRB) August 17, 2015 Of all pranks that get pulled on every NFL rookie, “getting stuck with a massive dinner bill” is probably...
View ArticleWatch Aqib Talib Body Slam Reggie Bush In A Preseason Game
With all the injuries that occur in preseason, it seems a little funny that San Francisco 49ers running back Reggie Bush would try to hit the hurdle button and see what happens. Alas, that’s exactly...
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Everything You Need To Know About Jarryd Hayne, Rugby Star Turned NFL Sensation
Getty Image The San Francisco 49ers have had a disastrous offseason and probably won’t be a factor this year in the NFC West. However, one of the lone bright spots of the 49ers camp has been the...
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